I’m sure Dungeon Meshi is fun but every single screenshot of it looks like this to me:
Marcielle: I literally scream I scream all the time no matter if a situation calls for it or not see watch this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liaos: You have to cut the creature meat against the grain you’ll make the meat too tender you see griffin meat was popular in 345 bce before they invented the pitchfork and before they would only eat the knee of this creature so in order to preserve it I will strip like the ancients in 345 bce to eat this heavenly piece of meat
Chucktick or whatever his name is: Honest to god I hope you kill yourself
Senshi: You can’t be saying that white baby
i wanna be normal so bad but every few hours i think about how the bar for the future has been dropped to I Just Want People to Stop Dying and Have Food and then i think about how insidious and cruel that is, how cruel that this is what they’ve decided will be normal, that now we have to fight to raise the bar of humanity to Living and Eating again
because once people stop dying and have food to eat we’re going to need to deal with those who not only have the power to kill and starve people at will and chose to use it that way, but they did it against the wishes of the majority of the world. we’ve been lowered to unfathomable depths by these people.
introducing my four year old niece to the concept of “moral dilemmas” by telling her that i’m a monster that eats children and that i know it’s wrong but i’m so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i’ve tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can’t even eat it. i can only eat children and i’m so hungry
her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won’t be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview
our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was “the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won’t accept credit. you’re against stealing but you also don’t want your wife to die. what do you do?”
our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he’s paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we’re ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival
did not go the way he thought it would
i think pokemon that evolve with high friendship should also have forms that they can evolve into by hating you as much as possiblr
I think about this shit constantly.
Anyone else remember when we were like, decades ahead of this kind of thinking, and advocating for co-ed sports, because we all understood that two people undergoing the same training at the same intensity for the same amount of time would achieve roughly the same result regardless of agab?
if you’re just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial
She could have easily looked this up before replying, but no, in her mind, trans people- trans women especially- are new, recent, an invention of modern times that are simply whining about failure to receive special, preferential treatments
In this reality, it would be so ludicrous to imply otherwise- that trans people have ALWAYS BEEN HERE, and have faced genuine oppression, not just ‘not getting extra priveleges’, but real, actual, systemic violence and destruction- is such a ridiculous concept, the possibility that it was true didn’t even cross her mind.
Like finding out your “dramatic, lazy” coworker always “faking sick” was just diagnosed with cancer.
She isn’t open to receiving new information and growing as a person because she’s already decided what she wants to believe. She doesn’t WANT to learn otherwise. She just wants to hate trans women
I cannot find the tumblr post I first saw it in, but this is one of the surviving photos of the real life trans people who attended the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft - the archives of which were also burned by the Nazis :
I believe that is the head of the Institut, Magnus Hirschfeld, second from the right, holding hands with his partner.
















